Motorhome Enthusiast Gifts

'Nice extension.'

"Mine's camper."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Mohammad's motors

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

BIG BOOK OF CAMPER VAN NAMES

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"

Business Duck

Car wash / Mouth wash

Nice park. . .

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

A man drives a car with the word "LAWYER" painted backwards on the front hood so that it can be read in the rear-view mirrors of other cars.

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

'Nice smile.'

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"Often, it's sullen and withdrawn, and then, suddenly, it becomes hostile and vengeful."