Motorhome Lovers Gifts

Suitcase Trailer

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

Cheesie Rider

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Mine's camper."

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"Cool, Dad. When did you get a motor for the raft?"

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

Bad Hare Day

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Man on motorbike.

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

Take me to: Your leader.

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

Kevin's Midlife Crisis Crisis.

"You wouldn't believe how much it costs to feed eight tiny reindeer."

'I used to give directions by naming all the pubs along the route - I'm as lost as you are now!'

"And I got a grade deal on mu trade-in!"

'My husband is one of those born again bikers.'

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

Born to be Wild

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).

"You're old, you're losing fluid and now you're breaking down...I better have you scrapped."

'He loves hearing me scream.'

"I'm sorry, but shouldn't there be an apostrophe in that?"

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

Biker family

Hell's Angel and baby buggy.

Safe sex is not making love with your helmet on.