Motorcycle Matchmaking Gifts

SWM highway patrolman in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your motorcycle.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"It must have been fate that brought us together."

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

Acme Dating Service

Cupid

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

Match maker

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"

Sidekick speed matching service.

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

"I think you two may hit it off. Craig, here, is an attractive male academic in his early forties who seeks a warm, vivacious woman delighting in conversation, arts, and nature for an evolving romantic commitment, possibly marriage, while you, Vivian, are a good-looking, intelligent, stimulating woman in her late thirties who seeks an educated, unattached, well-bred man concerned with ideas, culture, and the environment with whom to share your life interests and companionship."

Bad Hare Day

"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"

'Sold the Harley, opened up an offshore account and topped up our investments.'

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."