Motorcycle Band Aficionados Gifts

Hell's Angels

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Cheesie Rider

Dairy Devil

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Biker Lawn Mower

'Son, it's time we had a little talk about the Byrds and the Beatles.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Biker At Museum

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Bad Hare Day

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

Man on motorbike.