Motorbike Mutt Gifts

"Yeah, I'm sure you feel pretty cool on a car ride with your master, but me, I ride with my master on his Harley. . ."

Dog yoga

Love a Mutt

'I get the feeling you're wagging your tale on the outside and crying on the inside.'

Rock musician playing a dog as a guitar

Over the years, Marvin began to look like his bull mastiff.

Sonata for Piano and Dog

Good, but not Great Danes.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

"She's a Malaysian Longhair, but we don't know what."

He Did It!

"I only know 'Sit' and 'Stay.' "

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

'What sort of mix is she?'

Meditation for dogs

'Look, I don't know what repulsive smelly thing I just ate, but I know what I like.'

"According to the pedigree, his family has been mutts for twelve generations."

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

Dog hides behind piano.

I wonder if he can think.

"She's half poodle, half pain in the rear."

'He loves his polka bark-along.'

'Actually, Doctor, his bite is worse than his bark!'

Double Feature: Lassie - Rin-Tin-Tin.

"That's our paper shredder."

'Yechh! Somebody took bites!'

"My date? If that's the best selective breeding can achieve, I'll only date mutts from now on..."

NO DOG GOLF