Motorbike Dreamers Gifts

Road Buddies

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Dairy Devil

Cheesie Rider

Biker Lawn Mower

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Biker At Museum

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

Altar Ego

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Bad Hare Day

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

Man on motorbike.

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"