Motorbike Building Gifts

'I see you decided to build your own motorcycle. By the way, did you, by any chance, fail shop class in school?'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

Cheesie Rider

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Hell's Angels

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

"This says Hispanic life expectancy has risen to 80 years."

Robinson Crusoe - Working on his Boat

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

At Halloween a little kid leaves the house wearing his father's construction clothes, tool belt and hard hat. In the window is a pumpkin with a hard hat on.

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

Ark Welding

"You still working on your car?"

'I'd like to keep it a boys only club too, but this is HER tree house!'

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

"Just what the hell kind of Viking are you"

The headless moped driver

Character trucks #3 Cement mixer.

"To build a lowrider bike, we may need some extra car parts."

Ship Modelers in Damnation

Man builds car out of trees on island.

"It's here! And it only cost me $3 plus postage! You see, you don't need a lot of money to build a sweet machine!"

'Arthur, don't you dare cancel it'

When it's time to go: 'Gentleman, we're talking 'one serious design fault' here.'

Super Duper Toll Road Under Construction

Motorbike

"Next time you buy a car... can you ask if it is self assembly?"

'Ralph is in the basement building a ship inside a bottle.'

HELL's TILLERS.

'Bugs ain't nothin', kid - just wait till you swallow a BUZZARD!'