Motor Buff Pillows

Man, with his protective shell...

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Men's fragrances...

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Everybody on the bus today was played by Anthony Hopkins."

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"I'm glad I don't have to put gas in it. the downside is that it takes a lot of time to put 3,000 AA batteries in it."

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

'We've found the problem...'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"Don't be ridiculous. If the wheels were round, you'd never be able to stop."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

'That's so I wont forget my wife's birthday.'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

'I never forget a face.'

'Are you sure we're on the right track?'

Clown shows his car to a clown mechanic, saying: 'She's running just great, could you take a look at her?'

The driverless car

'I can't remember the last time I treated a case of amnesia, and I can't even remember if I ever did treat one.'

Traffic Jam.

'Zero to sixty in three days.'

"I'm thinking about going big."

A production line adds condiments to cars