Motivational Moocher Gifts

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Go! Means NOW!

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Man running in a hamster wheel

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Exercise now!

Chicken soup for the sole.

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

"I learned one thing today. Attitude trumps aptitude!"

AI

'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"Look at me - I can do this!"

Move Up In The World or Down Hill All The Way.

"Welcome home, Dear. Did you catch the carrot today?"

Working out.

'I suffer from depression too Ms Frost. Sometimes I'm not even motivated to get out of bed!'

“I’m not out of shape — I’m just not used to running so much.”

"I've lost my mojo."

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

'The hardest part of this running routine is exercising the will power to do it.'

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'And remember - failure is not an option...oh, hang on, yes it is.'

We need bold action to raise morale, yet not make people think there's a problem.

"The hardest part is getting out the front door."

Abandon Hope/Resume Hope

"Do we still have a copy of the pep talk I gave on that day?"

'Okay, so we're 4 and 8 this season. Take away those 8 losses and we're undefeated!'

Motivation