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"I'd just like to remind you nothing stands between me and success."

Dare to Soar. Believe. Dream. Live Simply. One Day at a Time. I think we need a platitude adjustment.

Seminar: Overcoming apathy

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

US v.s. Tech Giants

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"We're exclusively delts."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

7 brownies worth of exercise.

Keep Fit.

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Some scents are nonsense.

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Floppo' lottery rebranding

Gerald Ratner's return

'We had to donwsize.'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

SupermarketAwful Market.

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!

"Try thinking like a different brand."

"Maybe we'd do better if we called ourselves 'baristas'."

'We now have 28 subscription cards in every issue, but we MUST HAVE MORE!'

"I've got a great idea! By adding the words "and associates" to my business name, no one will every suspect I'm really just one person with a phone and a web site working out of my bedroom!"

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

Motivation to Keep Fit.

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