Motivated Pup Gifts

"You have a lot to look forward to son. It's a doggy-dog world out there."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Pavlov's Puppy

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"Fashion Week"

"Are you as excited as I am?"

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

"He thinks he learned a new trick - I don't have the heart to tell him it's just an old trick he forgot he knew."

Dog Weightlifting

Four Star Meal

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

Monk & Mandi: "I only obey twice a day."

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

What they're thinking.

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'You wish, Timmy.'

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

"Enough with the drama."

'I dunno... I've lost my confidence, Doc. Some days I feel like I'm only a borderline Collie...'

"I've got a dog licence. Will that do?"

"Yes, I will treat you today, Rover...but in the future please bring your master with you."

'Don't tell me, your human volunteered you to be in the annual Christmas play.'

"You spoil that dog!"

'Oh, so you do keep track of where you bury things.'

How to be your own best friend...

'I must advise you to stop sticking your nose into everything.'

My other dog is a Great Dane.