Motion Sickness Master Mugs

'While you're in there, could you get me a beer? I'd get up myself, but I'm out of motion sickness medication.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

How the goat got square eyes.

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Relaxing on a sofa

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

Let's try some word disassociation

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

Ah, geez, there goes my groin muscle again.

It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

One Man and Two Trucks

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

"After giving advice for decades, my doctor gave me some. He suggested I quit sitting all day."

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

Yoga in Heaven

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

Hasta manana.

'Leonard never puts off till tomorrow what he can drink today.'

'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.'

"Don't be afraid if you see a Martian. There's no such thing."

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."

'I'm glad to see you had no problems transitioning from the lazy days of spring, to the lazy days of summer.'

"Could you keep still?"

"The trouble is with skiving, you never know when you're finished."