Motion Sickness Master Pillows

'While you're in there, could you get me a beer? I'd get up myself, but I'm out of motion sickness medication.'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

How the goat got square eyes.

Relaxing on a sofa

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

"When you hear me begin talking about our lousy sales figures, you guys create a distraction."

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

One Man and Two Trucks

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

Yoga in Heaven

"After giving advice for decades, my doctor gave me some. He suggested I quit sitting all day."

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

Hasta manana.

'The person you called may be toying with the olive in her cocktail, please try again later.'

"The trouble is with skiving, you never know when you're finished."

"Could you keep still?"

'I'm glad to see you had no problems transitioning from the lazy days of spring, to the lazy days of summer.'

'Leonard never puts off till tomorrow what he can drink today.'

"Don't be afraid if you see a Martian. There's no such thing."

"It's all very well being healed, but that mobility scooter cost a fortune."