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Physics in everyday life...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Ice skater

"Textin’"

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Reporter #6: television.

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."