Motion Maven Gifts

Physics in everyday life...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Textin’"

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Ice skater

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"Just go with the workflow."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

Reporter #6: television.

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!