Mothering Sunday Pillows

Supermum.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

City Zoo: Day Care

"How can you be out of wings?"

Playing Fetch.

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

The Busy Gardener

Domestic Superheroes!!

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

I like the Jets...I guess

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Why don't they make thumb-flavored baby food?'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"They grow up so fast."

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'