Easter Sunday Pillows

"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Tartine

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Priest's 'To do' list.

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Too much sugar."

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

An Unexpected Guest.

Butterflies

'The meek shall inherit the Earth!'

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Happy Easter

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Night-time halo

The Mouse Princess

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

'Who's this 'Art in Heaven' guy you keep talking about?'

'Tell us the story of Moses again -- I like the chase scene!'

Early Piety