Easter Celebrations Pillows

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'Thanks anyway, but I'm more interested in the goose that laid the golden egg.'

"Break an Egg!"

Huntin' Easter eggs.

"To increase attendance, I've decided to make every Sunday Easter Sunday."

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

A baby chick

"You've got to stop bringing your work home."

'I look but all I can find is seasonal work.'

'Hey, wait a minute!'

Easter egg basket.

"Typical. We do all the work. He gets all the credit."

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'What does Easter mean to you?'

"… and you say it happens every year at about this time?"

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

"I don't care how busy you are as the Easter Bunny....it's not going to kill you to watch the kids for a while!"

It's not easy being the Easter Bunny.

"I hate putting my pretty pink next to your puke green!"

"Well, that's one in the eye for doubting Thomas!"

'Kids, I might as well tell you - You'll fine out later anyway - I really am the Easter bunny.'

"I decided to limit myself to just one Easter egg this year."

COVID Easter

Easter Candy Menu

Hot Cross Bun.

Easter Swap

'Happy Easter, Brother David!'

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Good Casual Friday

"Hey - the GPS tracker I put on my Easter basket says it's in the kitchen!"

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

"I don't know, Easter time always makes me a bit nervous."

'Wait Pearl. I found your Easter Bunny.'

'Let me guess - you're the new Easter bunny that used to work for the Mafia.'