Mother’s Recommendation Appreciator Mugs

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Acclaimed mother.

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Judge, jury and executioner.

"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

She's good, but Mom's better.

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

"Think of the campfire like your Grandmother - it deserves respect and constant attention."

'Look what my son gave me!'

"Mother, you were right."

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

"I'm not surprised that it's a bad school report. Statistics indicate that children get their intelligence from their fathers!"

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

Womb Rating

'It's a little read book... the sayings of charwoman mum.'

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

'Come on Timmy, you must eat your greens.'

'Why spend $12 million on market research? I'll just ask my mom.'

"At least you're not afraid to fail."

Momco

'Meet my mothers: biological, surrogate, adoptive and step...'

'Quick! Kids! There's a positive male role model on the television...'

I want my mum!

We need the help of the smartest people we know. Time to call my Mom.

"Without you I'm nothing, Mom . . ."

World's Greatest Mom...I approve of this message.