Family Matriarch Appreciator Mugs

"Think of the campfire like your Grandmother - it deserves respect and constant attention."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

celebrating a birth.

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

"Your mom's a very special person."

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

She's good, but Mom's better.

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

"I'm not surprised that it's a bad school report. Statistics indicate that children get their intelligence from their fathers!"

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

Womb Rating

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

"At least you're not afraid to fail."

Momco

'Meet my mothers: biological, surrogate, adoptive and step...'

'Quick! Kids! There's a positive male role model on the television...'

I want my mum!

We need the help of the smartest people we know. Time to call my Mom.

"Without you I'm nothing, Mom . . ."

"How do you do? So you're the one who sings that little song on your mother's answering machine."

"Oh excellent look...your mother made it too."

'There is only one woman I really love.' - 'Please, I don't want to hear any more about your mother.'

He never understood women - except for his mother, who always came along to help translate.

Typical Mother's Day.

With their enormous wealth, good looks and power, the entire Kennedy family was revered - except for Brad who was regrettably born with a silver spoon in his nose.