Mother’s Recommendation Appreciator T-Shirts

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

Acclaimed mother.

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

Judge, jury and executioner.

"Someday when you have a kid of your own and you feel the urge to arbitrarily say no just because you can, you'll understand."

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

She's good, but Mom's better.

Funny how moms know when you're going to do something naughty at the exact time you're doing it.

'Look what my son gave me!'

"Think of the campfire like your Grandmother - it deserves respect and constant attention."

"I warned you, Kid! I brought back up!!"

"Mother, you were right."

'What I like most about my mom is that she always supersizes her hugs.'

"I want to buy you a card that reflects the sacrifices you've made on my behalf, Mom. Where's your purse?"

'I don't resent taking orders from a woman... for 20 years I took them from my mother.'

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

"I'm not surprised that it's a bad school report. Statistics indicate that children get their intelligence from their fathers!"

Life's Rarest Things

When we're first born, they clean up our drooling. When we can't swim, they help with our pooling. When halloween comes, they take us ghouling. When homework gets tough, they aid with our schooling. When it gets hot, they make sure we're cooling. Moms are the best! We thank you, no fooling!

"Hey Mom, love your new sweater! #mom #lovemymom #coolmom. . ."

'It's a little read book... the sayings of charwoman mum.'

"Just dropped by to do my groceries."

"Pick out any card you like, Mom. This one's on me."

Womb Rating

"At least you're not afraid to fail."

Momco

'Come on Timmy, you must eat your greens.'

'Why spend $12 million on market research? I'll just ask my mom.'

'Meet my mothers: biological, surrogate, adoptive and step...'

'Quick! Kids! There's a positive male role model on the television...'

I want my mum!

We need the help of the smartest people we know. Time to call my Mom.

"Without you I'm nothing, Mom . . ."

World's Greatest Mom...I approve of this message.