Mother Of Invention T-Shirts

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'I told you it would be useful.'

Thinking Gears

The first car accident.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Walking Luggage.

Raincloud Umbrella

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

Bright Idea

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

The First Fire Stick

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

The discovery of electricity...

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'