Mother Of Invention T-Shirts

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Thinking Gears

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Walking Luggage.

Raincloud Umbrella

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Edison: The Early Years,

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

The First Fire Stick

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Brian's canine Tread-o-Sod saved him the trouble of cleaning up after Mitzi.

Bright Idea

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

The discovery of electricity...

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Do you suppose this is art or science?

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Edison invents the personal stereo