Mother Figure Pillows

Rent A Mom

Hugs

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Butterfly Woman

Prize vegetables.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Just be yourself."

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

The Busy Gardener

Domestic Superheroes!!

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Gender Equality

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

I like the Jets...I guess

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"His first out-of-body experience."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

Self help acupuncture

"We've made great progress!"