Mosaics Gifts

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

Cow Show Tunes

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Tiny Visions

Czarcasm

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

'Your future looks charming.'

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."

YOU HAVE A VERY LARGE GENIUS GRANT LINE.

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'

"I see you, I see a vet, you're sore for weeks afterwards."

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'Before we begin, let me see what my fortune cookie says.'

Ill next Thursday

"I'd like to order the baked sea bass, but I see it's off the menu."

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'You will meet a sexy, honest fortune teller who will take all your money!'