Moo-sician Gifts

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Where we get coconut milk.

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Cow Show Tunes

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

Living with a cataholic.

"We'd like some scenes from Genesis over here, followed by David composing the Psalms over there, and at the end, let's have Abraham pointing the way to the coat room."

Your Country Needs MOO!

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Butterfly Sales

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

Set fazers to 'Wet Fart!'

'My client denies taking any performance-enhancing drugs when she jumped over the moon.'

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

Small Clams Court

"I put in a skylight and it's made a world of difference."

Botox!

"I guess new carpeting was a bad idea."

Snail Homes

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.

A night at the moovies

"Has she put us on hold?"

Snail with a Box Shell

"That was one GREAT salesman!"

'For this next money saving meal tip, call your parents and invite yourself to dinner!'