Moo-natic Gifts

"Has she put us on hold?"

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Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Cow writer.

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

'How many balloons did the kids tie to your doghouse?'

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Living with a cataholic.

It MUST be Valentines Day!

Your Country Needs MOO!

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

'At milking time, I just love the soft hands of the new young farm hand: A nice change from old farmer John's...'

"I'm fine. It's coffee."

"I unleash greed, disease, and death on the world, and you're saying you ate an apple that made you smart?"

'My client denies taking any performance-enhancing drugs when she jumped over the moon.'

"Moo-mooo-mooo-moo-mooo-mooo. . . And that was the moos with Dale Wisbey. . ."

MAH MOO MAH MAH MOO MOO MOO MOO MAH MOOMAH MOO MAH MAH MOOMAH MOO MOO!

Set fazers to 'Wet Fart!'

'Freshly ground catnip on your salad?'

Botox!

Spirit of Revolt Simmering in Crete

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

"We were unable to release his grip on the smart phone."

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

'STOP DOING SIT-UPS!'

"Wonderful! This way I can go block after block talking to myself and nobody looks at me as if I were crazy."

Fascinated with static electricity, the pilot now regretted rubbing his hot air balloon back and forth against the cloud.

'Oh, oh, it's going to be another lecture.'

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Cow First Moo-lert