Mona Lisa Mystic Gifts

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

The Rise of Modern Art

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

"When was your last meta-physical?"

"Free why-fi.”

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

Seances of the future

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

Shakespearean Actor

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'... Of course, once you actually achieve enlightenment, it all gets a bit boring.'

'I'm bored...'

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

'...Mom said i can have it!' 'No way! She promised I get the painting!'

Skiers

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."

Mona Lisa Laughs At Viewer

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

A Wrestler Abroad