Mona Lisa Mystic Gifts

Visual gag (the real Mona Lisa behind the scenes).

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"You're my Mona Lisa."

The Rise of Modern Art

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"When was your last meta-physical?"

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

"Free why-fi.”

'You are being haunted by the spirit of a slimmer, trimmer, you.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

Seances of the future

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

Shakespearean Actor

'How can we be so sure it's a fake, gentlemen - she isn't smiling!'

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

'... Of course, once you actually achieve enlightenment, it all gets a bit boring.'

'I'm bored...'

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'

'...Mom said i can have it!' 'No way! She promised I get the painting!'

Skiers

Climber to guru: 'Where's the outrage?'

Early Photobomb

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'The secret of life, son, is finding a better hiding place than I did.'

'Oh, I'm okay, I guess - I just thought enlightenment would be more FUN than this.'

Mona Lisa Laughs At Viewer

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."