Mortgage Struggles Pillows

"I've just had mine repossessed..."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

Wanna talk about it?

Occupy Budget Balancing

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Financial life preserver

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

No Money

Moving. Mortgage payments bankrupted them. I guess "housebroken" means something different in their case.

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

"We have a termite problem."

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

"Would you like your paycheck sent directly to your mortgage holder, your oil company or your health insurance provider?"

''Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -- I took the one less traveled by'...which was a helluva dumb place for me to launch a burger franchise!'

"... And how long have you had this irrational fear that you'll never get a mortgage?"

"Murray, I need you to push a little harder on my home sale. I'm starting to get a little under water on my mortgage."

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"Only another thousand points up and I'm even, honey."

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

'Hi Luv. . .I'm at the Grand national, you never really liked our house did you?'

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

'We can't afford to be middle class anymore.'

'So when I couldn't pay the mortgage, the bank offered me this rescue package!'