Mortgage Struggles Mugs

"I've just had mine repossessed..."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Peter

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

Wanna talk about it?

'No trouble at all giving you an overdraft Mr Simkins - have mine!'

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Your assets will be frozen? Oh, boy, is it going to snow?"

'I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you're going to get to relive the thrill of building your company up from nothing!'

"At last they paid off their sub-prime fairy-tale and lived happily ever after."

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

Easy Budget Terms Are Not That Easy.

Financial life preserver

No Money

"Unfortunately, my holding on to tech-stocks was faith-based."

"We have a termite problem."

'Remember you asked me to turn around the business!'

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"I don't know what we'll do when our adjustable-rate mortgage resets."

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

"Would you like your paycheck sent directly to your mortgage holder, your oil company or your health insurance provider?"

"... And how long have you had this irrational fear that you'll never get a mortgage?"

"Only another thousand points up and I'm even, honey."

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"Murray, I need you to push a little harder on my home sale. I'm starting to get a little under water on my mortgage."

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"

'Hi Luv. . .I'm at the Grand national, you never really liked our house did you?'

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

'I need something to wear to a bankruptcy hearing.'

'We can't afford to be middle class anymore.'

'So when I couldn't pay the mortgage, the bank offered me this rescue package!'