Dealing With Mortgage Crisis Mugs

Paper Profits Break Glass In Case of Emergency.

"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."

Repossessions

"Well, the first reactions to the terrible truth are anger and sadness, but now it's time to act like men!"

"Good morning - I'm from your bank. We'd like our house back please!"

"You can huff and puff all you want. The house is foreclosed and belongs to the bank."

'Oh no! We're in negative equity.'

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Apparently he told Chris Tarrant it was just enough to pay off his mortgage!"

"Homeowner please help."

"You owe us more than your house is worth. One of our depositors will be moving in with you to help even things out."

Home seller has given up after reducing price many times.

A bank swallows a home.

"Murray, I need you to push a little harder on my home sale. I'm starting to get a little under water on my mortgage."

'We're being foreclosed on. We're going to have to relocate to a loafer.'

'Why are more homeowners walking away from their mortgages?'

"I think a lot of Log Cabin Republicans had their log cabins foreclosed."

'Sure, kids! You're welcome with us...'til we all get kicked out!

"Never mind our get-rich scheme. We need a keep-our-heads-above-the-water scheme."

'If I understand it right, we hold the mortgage on the bank which holds the mortgage on our house.'

Foreclosure.

'My balloon mortgage blew up in my face!'

'She couldn't keep up with the mortgage repayments.'

"Today's graphic is small and complicated to shield us from the truth a little while longer."

Walking away from mortgages.

Dunloanin...bank manager.

'Su casa is now mi casa.'

'40% of middle class wealth wiped out! Just gone?...'

'It's a foreclosure notice from our bank - along with an application for a new credit card.'

'We'll never own our own cardboard box.'

"Old MacDonald had a farm."

"Bill hot water 100000" "SOS!"