Mortgage Marathoner Pillows

Man weighed down by mortgage.

The home mortgage 100 metre dash.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Storm in the out tray

Surfing the daily stress

'Your shoe's untied.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Go! Means NOW!

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Harvey went to the kitchen to top up his gin and tonic. When he came back, things took an unexpected turn.

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Birthday To-Do List

Inactive wear store.

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'It's the perfect time to move up the evolutionary ladder! The climate is stable, we have no natural predators, and interest rates may never be this low again!'

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'