Mortgage Cynic Pillows

Add a humorous touch to any space with our mortgage cynic pillows. Comfortable and funny, they offer a lighthearted take on the trials of home financing.

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'Oh no! Not another customer looking for a mortgage...'

'Oh no! Not another customer looking for a mortgage...' mockup

'Oh no! Not another customer looking for a mortgage...'

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Stock market investment advice

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'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.' mockup

'This Libor rate scandal gives new meaning to the term 'Fixed'-rate mortgage.'

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It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..." mockup

It's the same ingredients and aftertaste as stimulus 1..."

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Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office mockup

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

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'Sometimes I think it would be more merciful just to enslave them.'

'Sometimes I think it would be more merciful just to enslave them.' mockup

'Sometimes I think it would be more merciful just to enslave them.'

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'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.'

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.' mockup

'Consumer confidence is up.. in the 'Money in the mattress' sector.'

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Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal!

Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal! mockup

Don't be too mad baby... I got a great mortgage deal!

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The Fed: Problems and the solution. mockup

The Fed: Problems and the solution.

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'How about a reverse-reverse mortgage? In a reverse-reverse mortgage, no one pays anyone anything, and no one seems to care.'

'How about a reverse-reverse mortgage? In a reverse-reverse mortgage, no one pays anyone anything, and no one seems to care.' mockup

'How about a reverse-reverse mortgage? In a reverse-reverse mortgage, no one pays anyone anything, and no one seems to care.'

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"So leaving it with a broker didn't do any good at all?"

"So leaving it with a broker didn't do any good at all?" mockup

"So leaving it with a broker didn't do any good at all?"

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"Oh you know, insider trading and fudging the number before lunch and then some fraud in the afternoon. How was your day?"

"Oh you know, insider trading and fudging the number before lunch and then some fraud in the afternoon. How was your day?" mockup

"Oh you know, insider trading and fudging the number before lunch and then some fraud in the afternoon. How was your day?"

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'Good job on screwing up the economy. Now make global warming worse.'

'Good job on screwing up the economy. Now make global warming worse.' mockup

'Good job on screwing up the economy. Now make global warming worse.'

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Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier. mockup

Banker: The Mortgage the Merrier.

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IRS, 'Remember back when 'debt to society' referred to criminals?'

IRS, 'Remember back when 'debt to society' referred to criminals?' mockup

IRS, 'Remember back when 'debt to society' referred to criminals?'

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'I can remember when banks competed for customers...Now its shareholders.'

'I can remember when banks competed for customers...Now its shareholders.' mockup

'I can remember when banks competed for customers...Now its shareholders.'

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Freddie Mac hearts Fannie Mae.

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"I'd like to get a second opinion on your bill."

"I'd like to get a second opinion on your bill." mockup

"I'd like to get a second opinion on your bill."

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The H.M.O. Expensive Care Unit: The we all have to go sometime ward.

The H.M.O. Expensive Care Unit: The we all have to go sometime ward. mockup

The H.M.O. Expensive Care Unit: The we all have to go sometime ward.

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"You're bankrupt... That'll be $45,000 please..."

"You're bankrupt... That'll be $45,000 please..." mockup

"You're bankrupt... That'll be $45,000 please..."

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"Aliens poked and experimented on me for 8 hours -- and there wasn't even a co-pay!"

"Aliens poked and experimented on me for 8 hours -- and there wasn't even a co-pay!" mockup

"Aliens poked and experimented on me for 8 hours -- and there wasn't even a co-pay!"

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Stocks fell today on bad economic news that stocks fell today.

Stocks fell today on bad economic news that stocks fell today. mockup

Stocks fell today on bad economic news that stocks fell today.

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Diogenes and the Greek Crisis

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"I don't know what's wrong lately. Railing at the fed doesn't make him happy any more."

"I don't know what's wrong lately. Railing at the fed doesn't make him happy any more." mockup

"I don't know what's wrong lately. Railing at the fed doesn't make him happy any more."

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'If I understand it right, we hold the mortgage on the bank which holds the mortgage on our house.'

'If I understand it right, we hold the mortgage on the bank which holds the mortgage on our house.' mockup

'If I understand it right, we hold the mortgage on the bank which holds the mortgage on our house.'

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'No need to worry about this recession. When this one is over there'll be another lined up.'

'No need to worry about this recession. When this one is over there'll be another lined up.' mockup

'No need to worry about this recession. When this one is over there'll be another lined up.'

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Home-Town Savings: A super-conglomerated financial company with a local-sounding name designed to put you at ease while we play with your money like a drunk tourist in Vegs.

Home-Town Savings: A super-conglomerated financial company with a local-sounding name designed to put you at ease while we play with your money like a drunk tourist in Vegs.

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