Grim Reaper at the Checkout.
Mortality Commentator T-Shirts
Express your dark humor or philosophical side with our funny and thoughtful t-shirts for mortality enthusiasts. Perfect for casual wear and meaningful conversations.
Ten Plagues for Today's Seder
"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."
"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."
"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"
'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'
Apocalliptical
Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport
Our Troubled Chowders
Blues for now.
"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"
"The doctor wants you to point to where it hurts."
"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"
"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"
"I'm charging you with texting and driving."
Take a pill so you won't be one.
'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'
"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"
"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."
"Scan my own items, bag my own food? If I wanted to work here, I'd fill out an application!"
"I'm pretty sure there's a Starbucks on the other side of that big rock."
Renaissance Zone
"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"
"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."
"What if you go under before I need to?"
'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'
'Side effects may include loss of appetite, job, home and family.'
"Well done, doctor. I've never seen a phone removed from a hand so skillfully before."
"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."
Grim Reaper Checkout
'Everyone's depressed after income tax week, Cathy.'
'I have to charge a lot for an office visit. How do you think I pay for MY health insurance?'
The cost of bringing up children soars to more than £140,000.
Obesity in America.
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