Life Commentator T-Shirts

Let them wear their commentary on their sleeve—and chest! Our life commentator T-shirts showcase clever quotes and humorous graphics that are perfect for expressing their unique perspective.

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I feel such a failure, I'm thirty something and nobody's tried to make a fly-on-the-wall documentary about me

I feel such a failure, I'm thirty something and nobody's tried to make a fly-on-the-wall documentary about me mockup

I feel such a failure, I'm thirty something and nobody's tried to make a fly-on-the-wall documentary about me

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"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person." mockup

"I've been living vicariously through a really boring person."

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Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

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Toy Shops and Educated Children

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"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it." mockup

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

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"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are." mockup

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

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"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo." mockup

"Bill, I do believe you've written the great American memo."

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"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it." mockup

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

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"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?" mockup

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

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Occupant.

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From Here You Can See Bugger All

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'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.' mockup

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

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Goodnight Social Media.

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Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport mockup

Man watches a cat enter a pet door to a "V.I.P. Lounge" in an airport

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"Under our new definition of 'what is a sale?', he hasn't made any this year."

"Under our new definition of 'what is a sale?', he hasn't made any this year." mockup

"Under our new definition of 'what is a sale?', he hasn't made any this year."

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Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!' mockup

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

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"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?" mockup

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

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"The doctor wants you to point to where it hurts."

"The doctor wants you to point to where it hurts." mockup

"The doctor wants you to point to where it hurts."

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Our Troubled Chowders

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"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?" mockup

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

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I'd like to replace him with a computer, but we can't find out what he does.

I'd like to replace him with a computer, but we can't find out what he does. mockup

I'd like to replace him with a computer, but we can't find out what he does.

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Take a pill so you won't be one.

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'All we want is to be loved while making obscene profits.'

'All we want is to be loved while making obscene profits.' mockup

'All we want is to be loved while making obscene profits.'

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"We don't have a gym, but the boss keeps you on your toes."

"We don't have a gym, but the boss keeps you on your toes." mockup

"We don't have a gym, but the boss keeps you on your toes."

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"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!" mockup

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

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'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.' mockup

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

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'Illegal immigrants, if you ask me.' mockup

'Illegal immigrants, if you ask me.'

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"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend." mockup

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

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"I'm pretty sure there's a Starbucks on the other side of that big rock."

"I'm pretty sure there's a Starbucks on the other side of that big rock." mockup

"I'm pretty sure there's a Starbucks on the other side of that big rock."

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'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.' mockup

'We're looking for a wifi hotspot.'

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Renaissance Zone

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"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale" mockup

"Meaning of life!!" "Meaning of 'Game of Thrones' series finale"

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"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix." mockup

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

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Title Page for 'Mrs Grundy'

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Life Commentator T-Shirts Collection

Life Commentator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for the witty and wise life commenter. Find the perfect cup to start their day with a smile and a splash of insight.

Life Commentator Pillows

Wrap up their personality with cozy pillows featuring witty and thoughtful designs. A fun addition to their favorite lounge or reading nook.

Life Commentator Prints

Decorate their space with prints that capture their analytical spirit. Perfect for the desk, wall, or gift shelf—bring humor and insight into their decor.