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'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Zombie standup

Reach for the Star.

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Dead Funny

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Surgery up here is free!"

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"All we have left is standing room only."

Zombies.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

Check zombies.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

Desert Island Mishap

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Zombie pet tricks.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

"Johnson, you're new here, right? Mind if I pick your brain?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."