Morning Rush Ringleader Pillows

Hello Luv, I'm running a bit late can you bring me up some shampoo,

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Running Latte

You have the worst spring breath.

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"Are those my slippers?!"

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

Buzz. Go away. Buzz buzz. I'm up! The alarm clock always wants it more than you do.

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

"I've got a pulse!"

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

"Dang it."

Alarm clock.

Poetry Knight

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

"He just woke up from hibernation."

'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'

'Sounds like someone got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.' 'Ahhhhhh!'

'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.'

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

"Flavor? It's 'let me drink my first cup before I stab you in the eyes' flavor."