Morning Rush Ringleader Prints

Hello Luv, I'm running a bit late can you bring me up some shampoo,

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

Broken Alarm Clock.

Running Latte

'Did you use mouthwash this morning?'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"Are those my slippers?!"

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

"I much prefer the evening milking to the morning one: The farmer is not a "morning person", now is he?"

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

'If you get one who refuses to wake up, pour it in his lap.'

The morning show for people who HATE mornings

"I've got a pulse!"

"Dang it."

Alarm clock.

"He just woke up from hibernation."

Time stood still – which made it an easy target.

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'

'Honey, remind me why we switched to decaf.'

"I didn't think this shift was ever going to end, YOU are in for a long day my friend, and water-bottle is going to have to come in early."

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"I hate a sarcastic cup of coffee."