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Receiving the early morning t-mail.

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

French Early Bird

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Alarmistclock

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

Mums coffee morning

"It's time to wake up!"

The Daily Commute

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Rooster

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Young girl asks young boy what time he wakes in the morning

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

'Damn early birds.'

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

Room service.

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

Just Because it's Tuesday

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

'I like waking to music!'

Medusa before coffee vs. Medusa after coffee.

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'