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"I think you can learn a lot from Abuelita Zoraida?"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

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1,572 Performances.

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"It's time to wake up!"

'Do you want toast with that?'

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

'They're young hares, so it's OK for them to be a bit crazy in March, but thankfully, we've grown out of that!'

Rooster

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"Well, it's another brand-new day. What do you say to getting up and looking the damn thing straight in the eye?"

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"I'm more of a day owl."

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

'You're beat. Maybe you need to wake up to a better morning news team.'

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

"Honey, could you pass me the cow."

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

'I like waking to music!'

Room service.

Just Because it's Tuesday