Morning Person Appreciation Gifts

Checklist: 1. Rise 2. Coffee 3. Shine

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Bird Tweet.

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"You're new here ... it's customary on dismal Monday mornings to be miserable."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

French Early Bird

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

Alarmistclock

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"This is their 'Working Mother of Four' coffee special. They must know what I go through."

"It's time to wake up!"

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"Can you recommend something for the attorney who got me everything?"

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Are you sure it's non-drowsy? I cannot afford to oversleep...'

Rooster

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"That's not the morning paper, Storm. That's a subpoena."

"I have to get up for school early and my alarm clock is broken."

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

Room service.

'I like waking to music!'

"I think I'll be wicked today and skip Anthony Lewis."

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

"I not only have to wake up the cows, I have to wake up the rooster."

I realize I'm scarier in the middle of the night, but I was always such a morning person.

'Don't worry, have a nice holiday, I'll cover for you: Once cockadoodledoo at sunrise, any idiot can do that!'

'Damn early birds.'

Just Because it's Tuesday

Medusa before coffee vs. Medusa after coffee.

For Edward, a cup of coffee was no longer enough to get him started in the morning...