Morning Delayer Pillows

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'Don't worry: It's perfectly normal for you to feel sluggish in the morning...'

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

Exercise vs Laxative.

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Congressional Gym. I never need to go in there. I get plenty of exercise kicking the can down the road.

"Rex hates getting up in the mornings."

Train Arrivals

"There's no way we can come to a decision - the meeting has only lasted half an hour."

"Grrr."

On frigid mornings I go to my car, turn the heated seat up to high, then head out for a freshly-baked cinnamon roll. Ah, warm buns!

"Just so you know, this is not my usual coffee cup size."

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

'All the nutritional benefits of regular worms without the hassle of having to get up early.'

"I know it's yesterday's ticket! - That's when I got on this bloody train!"

Welcome To I'll-Start-Tomorrow-Cise!

Annual Convention of Procrastinators: 'Where is everybody?'

"Today I'm going to be unaware, uninvolved, uncommitted, and self-centered."

“Let’s run with the masala chai this morning, but go easy with the ground ginger.”

'Okay, Harold, you've made your point! You can read your newspaper.'

"It wasn't an easy decision to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it."

'No, the morning traffic doesn't bother me.'

'Sleep always feel more important in the morning.'

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodneys retirement party due in only 12 years

Eleven coffees with donuts; one herb tea and bran muffin.

'The ideal amount of sleep is 10 minutes more than you've had.'

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

Rail Platform Information: I Speak Your Wait.

"Well, would you believe the cloud ate my homework?"

"I'd like to welcome you all to the procrastinators club. I move we defer the reading of the minutes of the last meeting until our next meeting...which has been postponed!"

Teasmaid / Egg, saudage, beans and toast maid.

Monday Morning