Morning Relaxation Pillows

“Let’s run with the masala chai this morning, but go easy with the ground ginger.”

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

In the great green room there was a pot of coffee and a red-eyed dad, too. Good Morning Moon.

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

Counting Booze bruises

"So what books didn't you get around to reading during lockdown?"

'Good morning, breakfast.'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

Sketches by Boz - London Streets in Early Morning

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"