Sunday Afternoon Relaxation Pillows

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'Can you mow the lawn? The kids can't find their trampoline.'

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

A man sitting in the grass reading

"He's 'getting the grill ready for summer,' which means he's washing out the beer cooler."

"It says it's the vodka that's distilled twenty-nine times - they just can't seem to get it right."

'It's a shame you lost every last ball in the rough, Ed, but we're glad to have you back.'

"I'm getting bitten, and it's not by tall bond traders with accents."

Water Gardening: And you will find yourself thinking over many garden problems at the waterside.

"What'll it be ... scary movies or scary news?"

"What … have … you … done?"

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

City Hammock

Home theatre.

Medusa on the weekends.

"That's better! - I can't bear the noise of the rain on my roof..."

'Waiter, we'd like to see the 'breakfast in bed menu' please.'

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

'I will make an appointment to visit with a financial planner, dear--right after I get done taking down the Christmas lights.'

'Dad, how long has Mom been working for us?'

'He always breaks away from the Church on Sunday mornings.'

Spring

"We missed out on the quality of life index again."

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

I love a lazy Sunday. What do we have planned, Dear? Just the usual. Oh yes. What time shall we do it? How about now? Sounds good. I'm ready. One, two, three … You kids get off my lawn! Now let's snuggle. We're not even on your lawn! Quit sassin'!

"We interrupt ocean sounds for the following pledge drive..."

'It's Saturday, and it's my God given right to lie around, star at the clouds, daydream about the new guy in my class. . .'

Catching the Sun

"Weekend forecast: wet and windy, with a 85% chance of Scrabble."

"What are you looking at?"