Morning Relaxation Prints

“Let’s run with the masala chai this morning, but go easy with the ground ginger.”

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Instant Human: Just Add Coffee

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

I'm going to hate myself in the morning, but I hate everything in the morning.

'It's just a recliner with built-in heart rate monitor. But look at how many big inflatable balls are sold as exercise equipment.'

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

'You can't imagine how happy we are to find a vet who makes house calls!'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

'On the contrary-I quite enjoy that Monday morning feeling!'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"So what books didn't you get around to reading during lockdown?"

Counting Booze bruises

'Good morning, breakfast.'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

Sketches by Boz - London Streets in Early Morning

"Looks like it's going to be a nice day."

"You're home from work now Dear, you can go back on your default setting."

"If you must paw something, why don't you hit the snooze button?"