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Delay Philosopher Pillows
Add a touch of contemplative charm to any room with pillows designed for the delay philosopher. Perfect for encouraging relaxation and slow living.
"Trust me kiddo, even donkey's years fly by way too fast..."
"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."
"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."
All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.
'Could we finish these negotiations via e-mail? That will allow me to think before I respond to your proposals.'
'I suppose the word 'patient' is used because that's what you have to be!'
Snail Coach
"As a courtesy for the inconvenience, please accept a voucher for three additional hours of your life, redeemable upon your death."
Procrastinator Hall of Fame
"Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock."
'Dr. Bone's first opening for a new patient is 2 months from now. Will that work for you?'
The Procrastinatorium.
'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'
"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."
'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'
'Time-outs might have more meaning when I learn to tell time.'
"Sorry for the wait - I hope it wasn't too long."
'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'
Procrastinator's Leap.
TSA Lines
"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."
Doing timeout changes a guy.
"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"
"I've been waiting here so long I think I'm cured."
Train Arrivals
"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."
"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."
"Mom wasn't impressed with my suggestion that we 'agree to disagree'."
"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."
"Don't just sit there give me a hand."
Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.
'Half past zen.'
"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."
"Wake up, RIP. The doctor will see you now."
Delay Philosopher Pillows Collection
Delay Philosopher Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs perfect for the delay philosopher, featuring witty phrases and clever designs that encourage taking your time.
Delay Philosopher Prints
Explore beautiful prints that embody the slow, thoughtful approach of the delay philosopher—ideal for inspiring contemplation and mindfulness.
Delay Philosopher T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for the delay philosopher—stylish, humorous, and perfect for those who love to ponder at their own pace.