Morgue Worker Pillows

'Damn it Monroe! I told you to finish the stock taking!!'

"Everyone who comes in here has the same condition..a STIFF neck, back, and shoulders...coincidence?"

"Mum, can I work in a morgue"

'Well,it's been real nice chatting with you Ron,and should you ever fancy a guided tour throughout the City Morgue,here's my card...' (a morgue worker handing over a 'toe tag').

'You're overdue for your checkup.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Woman escapes with cats.

'Arf! Arf!'

World Production.

Coronavirus Global Alert

Europe and immigration.

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

The Drone

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

Refugee Crisis

'I tell them it's for a patient in the next room and they don't complain about their shot.'

Joint Ventures!

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Thank you to our awesome NHS staff

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Fetching some fuel.

"Someone to see you!"

'Sure we're underfunded, but we manage!'