'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'
Morgue Buff T-Shirts
Send your morgue buff into the day with a fun, all-over graphic t-shirt that showcases their morbid curiosity with witty, eye-catching designs that speak their language.
"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."
Edgar Allen Poe
"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."
"Werewolves of London..."
That's What Happens
You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."
"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."
The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.
'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'
Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.
"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"
Apocalypse Research Center
Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.
"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."
"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."
BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'
Football Sculpture.
'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'
Hysterically laughing monster.
First Transsylvanian Blood Bank
Friday The 13th, The Final Chapter.
Vincent Van Goth.
A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,
The Pride of Frankenstein
"It's really nothing - we're just doing a bit of recycling."
The Stat-ewe of Liberty.
NBS Programming Department. Who have we got to interview Michael Jackson? We've got it narrowed down to Stephen King or Leonard Nimoy.
'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'
Planner at work.
"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"
Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.
Percentage artwork
Interview with a Vampire.
'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'
Morgue Buff T-Shirts Collection
Morgue Buff Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs that celebrate the intrigue of forensic science and morbid curiosity—perfect for any morgue buff’s morning routine.
Morgue Buff Pillows
Brighten up their home with pillows that feature clever, morbidly funny artwork, ideal for any lover of the macabre and forensic art.
Morgue Buff Prints
Find the perfect print that captures their fascination with the morbid, combining professional illustration with a humorous twist for their home or office.