Morgue Buff Pillows

'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Edgar Allen Poe

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Werewolves of London..."

That's What Happens

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

Apocalypse Research Center

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Football Sculpture.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

Hysterically laughing monster.

First Transsylvanian Blood Bank

Friday The 13th, The Final Chapter.

Vincent Van Goth.

A tour guide speaks in hieroglyphs,

The Pride of Frankenstein

"It's really nothing - we're just doing a bit of recycling."

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

NBS Programming Department. Who have we got to interview Michael Jackson? We've got it narrowed down to Stephen King or Leonard Nimoy.

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Planner at work.

"Now THAT'S what I call a surprise ending!!"

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

Percentage artwork

Interview with a Vampire.

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'