Moral Philosopher Of Bytes Pillows

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

Ethics exam cheater.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Eat my dust!"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

Slavery Reparations

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

'I have a homepage, therefore I am.'

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Between you, Alexa, and Siri, I'm just in a house surrounded by women who think they know everything."

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

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My mother says the bible is full of good people, like Moses, who brought kindness to the world. That alone makes it a worthy basis for morality in today's world. Moses, Numbers 31:9-18(NIV), look it up.