Moral Eater Pillows

Add a touch of humor and personality to their home with a pillow that captures the essence of a moral eater—comfortably amusing and perfect for a cozy space.

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The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there." mockup

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

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What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand? mockup

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

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View to the Future

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"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?" mockup

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

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"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested." mockup

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

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'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?' mockup

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

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'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...' mockup

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

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'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?' mockup

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

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"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?" mockup

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

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'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?' mockup

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

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'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?' mockup

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

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"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea." mockup

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

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'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!' mockup

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

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"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians." mockup

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

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'It's going to be a vegan.'

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"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk." mockup

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

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"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts." mockup

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

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'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.' mockup

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

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"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship." mockup

"I think it's wrong to hunt them when they're in a house of worship."

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A boy who loves cows/burgers

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"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef." mockup

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

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"Is it free-range?"

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'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?' mockup

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

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"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?" mockup

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

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"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef." mockup

"Sure, ha ha, it’s all ‘free-range’ beef."

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'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics' mockup

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

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"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly." mockup

"Now make sure your heat is high enough to sear your putrid meat quickly."

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'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.' mockup

'Preparing free-range chicken requires an extremely patient chef.'

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'Rob is a vegan.'

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"How 'local' is the fish?"

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"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will." mockup

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

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'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.' mockup

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

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Factory Farmers.

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Moral Eater Pillows Collection

Moral Eater Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for the moral eater. Brighten their mornings with a witty design that complements their ethical appetite.

Moral Eater Prints

Browse our funny and thoughtful prints that capture the spirit of the moral eater. A great addition to any space that celebrates conscience and humor.

Moral Eater T-Shirts

Check out our witty t-shirts designed for moral eaters who love to share a laugh while showing off their core values. Great for casual days and social outings.